Chomp

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Knopf Books for Young Readers #ad - The hysterical #1 new york times bestseller from newbery honoree carl hiaasen featuring gators, bats that bite, Wahoo figures he'll have to do a bit of wrangling himself to keep his father from killing Derek Badger, snakes, and reality show hosts gone wild!   When Wahoo Cray’s dad—a professional animal wrangler—takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival!, the show's inept and egotistical star.

. The real satisfaction, however, is not so much in the book’s humor but in its truth. Time out Chicago Kids Environment. Only in florida—and in the fiction of its native son Carl Hiaasen—does a dead iguana fall from a palm tree and kill somebody. New york post   “chomp is a delightful laugh-out-loud sendup of the surreality of TV that will be enjoyed by readers of all ages.

Chomp #ad - Los angeles times   “Chomp shines in its humorous, subtle tweaks on pop culture. Children's Book. But the job keeps getting more complicated: derek badger insists on using wild animals for his stunts; and Wahoo's acquired a shadow named Tuna—a girl who's sporting a shiner courtesy of her father and needs a place to hide out.

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Hoot

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Knopf Books for Young Readers #ad - Everybody, that is, except the colony of cute but endangered owls that live on the building site of the new restaurant. Can the awkward new kid and his feral friend prank the pancake people out of town? Or is the owls’ fate cemented in pancake batter?“A wonderful tour de-force. The boston globe   “A rollicking, righteous story.

The miami herald   “Yes, it is a hoot. The washington Post. A new york times bestseller!Everybody loves Mother Paula’s pancakes. This newbery honor-winning, eco-warriors, bullies, hilarious Floridian adventure involves new kids, pint-sized owls, alligators, pancakes, and more.

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Scat

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Knopf Books for Young Readers #ad - And, to be honest, the kids in her class are relieved. Our guide, of course, is Carl Hiaasen. DenverPost. Com. Scat won’t disappoint Hiaasenphiles of any age. The new york times   “woohoo! it’s time for another trip to Florida—screwy, gorgeous Florida, with its swamps and scammers and strange creatures two- and four-legged.

Starch has been called away on a "family emergency, " Nick and Marta just don't buy it. There's a lot more going on in Black Vine Swamp than any one player in this twisted tale can see. From newbery honoree carl hiaasen comes this new york times bestseller set in florida's everglades in which an eccentric eco-avenger, a singing substitute teacher, a wannabe Texas oilman, and a ticked-off panther can’t stop two kids on a mission to find their missing teacher!   Bunny Starch, a stuffed rat named Chelsea, the most feared biology teacher ever, is missing.

Scat #ad - . No, smoke, they figure the class delinquent, has something to do with her disappearance. She disappeared after a school field trip to Black Vine Swamp. It’s all about to hit the fan, and when it does, the bad guys better scat. Ingenious. And he does! But not in the way they think. But when the principal tries to tell the students that Mrs.

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Squirm

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Knopf Books for Young Readers #ad - Carl hiaasen delivers a wickledly funny, slightly subversive tale in his latest New York Times bestseller. Some facts about billy dickens:  *  He once saw a biker swerve across the road in order to run over a snake. Later, that motorcycle somehow ended up at the bottom of a canal. Billy isn't the type to let things go.

Some facts about billy's family:  *  They've lived in six different Florida towns because Billy's mom insists on getting a house near a bald eagle nest. Billy's dad left when he was four and is a total mystery. Billy has just found his dad's address--in Montana. This summer, float a river, dodge a grizzly bear, save a neighbor's cat, save an endangered panther, shoot down a spy drone, hike a mountain, Billy will fly across the country, and then try to save his own father.

Squirm #ad - Snakes, grizzlies, a missing dad, a menacing drone.

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Flush

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Knopf Books for Young Readers #ad - He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. Somehow. The writing is pitch perfect. The new york times   “A royal flush. Chicago sun-times   “classic Hiaasen—laugh-out-loud satire in a Florida setting. Life. Now noah is determined to succeed where his dad failed.

He will prove that the Coral Queen is dumping illegally. Handpicked by amazon kids’ books editor, Seira Wilson, for Prime Book Box – a children’s subscription that inspires a love of reading. Take a romp in the swamp with this new york times bestselling mystery adventure set in the Florida Keys from Newbery Honoree Carl Hiaasen! Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor—which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet.

Flush #ad - Right. The boat is pumped out and back in business within days and Noah's dad is in the local lock-up.

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Skink--No Surrender Skink Series

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Knopf Books for Young Readers #ad - There are a million places cousin malley could be, a million unpleasant fates that might have befallen her, but one thing is certain: in the Florida swamp, justice is best served wild. Sunshine state award finalist! A national book award longlist selection   when your cousin goes missing under suspicious circumstances, half-feral, who do you call? There’s only one man for the job: a half-crazed, one-eyed ex-governor named Skink.

Carl hiaasen serves up his unique brand of swamp justice in the New York Times bestseller Skink—No Surrender. Skink joins 14-year-old richard on a breakneck chase across Florida, poisonous snakes, flying bullets, undaunted by lightning storms, and giant gators.

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Scat

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Yearling 9780440421047 #ad - It’s all about to hit the fan, and when it does, the bad guys better scat. Ingenious. And he does! But not in the way they think. Starch has been called away on a "family emergency, " Nick and Marta just don't buy it. But when the principal tries to tell the students that Mrs. From newbery honoree carl hiaasen comes this new york times bestseller set in florida's everglades in which an eccentric eco-avenger, a wannabe Texas oilman, a stuffed rat named Chelsea, a singing substitute teacher, the most feared biology teacher ever, and a ticked-off panther can’t stop two kids on a mission to find their missing teacher!   Bunny Starch, is missing.

Scat won’t disappoint Hiaasenphiles of any age. The new york times   “woohoo! it’s time for another trip to Florida—screwy, gorgeous Florida, with its swamps and scammers and strange creatures two- and four-legged. And, to be honest, the kids in her class are relieved. No, they figure the class delinquent, Smoke, has something to do with her disappearance.

Scat #ad - Our guide, of course, is Carl Hiaasen. DenverPost. Com yearling Books. There's a lot more going on in Black Vine Swamp than any one player in this twisted tale can see.

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Flush

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Yearling 9780375861253 #ad - Right. Now noah is determined to succeed where his dad failed. The boat is pumped out and back in business within days and Noah's dad is in the local lock-up. Take a romp in the swamp with this new york times bestselling mystery adventure set in the Florida Keys from Newbery Honoree Carl Hiaasen! Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor—which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet.

. Yearling Books. He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. He will prove that the Coral Queen is dumping illegally. Somehow. The writing is pitch perfect. The new york times   “A royal flush. Chicago sun-times   “classic Hiaasen—laugh-out-loud satire in a Florida setting.

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Razor Girl: A novel

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Knopf #ad - Yearling Books. Knopf Publishing Group. A street psycho known as Blister who's more Buck Nance than Buck could ever be. Yearling Books. Brock richardson, a miami product-liability lawyer who's getting dangerously--and deformingly--hooked on the very E. D. There's trebeaux, the owner of Sedimental Journeys--a company that steals sand from one beach to restore erosion on another.

The new full-tilt, unstoppably hilarious and entertaining novel from the best-selling author of Skinny Dip and Bad MonkeyWhen Lane Coolman's car is bashed from behind on the road to the Florida Keys, what appears to be an ordinary accident is anything but this is Hiaasen! Yancy believes that if he can singlehandedly solve a high-profile murder, he'll get his detective badge back.

Razor Girl: A novel #ad - Dominick "big noogie" aeola, a NYC mafia capo with a taste for tropic-wear. Product he's litigating against. And andrew yancy--formerly detective Yancy, busted down to the Key West roach patrol after accosting his then-lover's husband with a Dust Buster.

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Skink--No Surrender Skink Series

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Ember #ad - Knopf Publishing Group. Yearling Books. Skink joins 14-year-old richard on a breakneck chase across Florida, poisonous snakes, flying bullets, undaunted by lightning storms, and giant gators. A national book award longlist selection   when your cousin goes missing under suspicious circumstances, who do you call? There’s only one man for the job: a half-crazed, half-feral, one-eyed ex-governor named Skink.

Ember. There are a million places cousin malley could be, but one thing is certain: in the Florida swamp, a million unpleasant fates that might have befallen her, justice is best served wild. Sunshine state award finalist! yearling Books. Carl hiaasen serves up his unique brand of swamp justice in the New York Times bestseller Skink—No Surrender.

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Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear

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Knopf #ad - You need a warning. So begins carl hiaasen's attempt to prepare young men and women for their future. And who better to warn them about their precarious paths forward than Carl Hiaasen? The answer, after reading Assume the Worst, is: Nobody. And who better to illustrate--and with those illustrations, expand upon and cement Hiaasen's cynical point of view--than Roz Chast, best-selling author/illustrator and National Book Award winner? The answer again is easy: Nobody.

Following the format of anna quindlen's commencement address Being Perfect and George Saunders's commencement address Congratulations, the collaboration of Hiaasen and Chast might look typical from the outside, by the way, but inside it is anything but. Well, it might not be full of hope, but there are certainly enough slivers of the stuff in there to more than keep us all going.

Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear #ad - Yearling Books. Ember. Yearling Books. That's not what you need. Knopf Publishing Group. And what he or she can or can't do about it. This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration.

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