The Funny Thing Is…

And i do have one considers such topics as her coffee addiction, her experiences in church, and the devious tactics of salespeople. A new collection of essays by the comedienne and author of My Point. 300, 000 first printing.

My Point...and I Do Have One

The personal story of ellen degeneres, her outrageous dreams, Ellen, offers insight into her simple observations on life, the star of ABC's comedy series, and her strange-but-true experiences.350, 000 first printing. 350, 000 ad/promo.

Seriously...I'm Kidding

What i'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"Seriously. I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So i hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. Relatable, her first stand-up special in 15 years, airs on Netflix beginning December 18, 2018.

. I'm kidding is a lively, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, hilarious, and more. Praise for seriously. I'm kidding"degeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile.

People"whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new. Publishers Weekly"Fans will not be disappointed. Degeneres's trademark wit and openness shine through and through. Kirkus Grand Central Publishing. I think you'll find i've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no rug unvacuumed, no window unbroken, no ivories untickled.

My Point...And I Do Have One

That’s all in the book, too. I was afraid i didn’t have anything important to say. I was however, nervous. Bantam. Grand Central Publishing. And i realized i notice things that maybe some people don’t notice or they don’t notice that they don’t notice. But when i began writing, i realized that although i don’t know a lot about any one thing, I know a little about a whole bunch of things: baking a pie; dancing; curing the common cold; running the Iditarod–it’s all in the book.

In this #1 new york times bestseller, celebrity, ellen degeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from our most baffling human foibles–including how we behave in elevators, and why we’re so scared of the boogeyman–to fashion trends, airplanes, and restrooms, and her secret recipe for Ellen’s Real Frenchy French Toast.

Most of all, this witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of America’s most beloved comics. Dear reader, i was awfully excited when I was asked to write a book.

Love, Ellen: A Mother/Daughter Journey

Yet at the same times it's a chance for those parents to realize nothing, really, has changed at all; same kid, same life, same bond of enduring love. Twenty years ago, during a walk on a Mississippi beach, Ellen DeGeneres spoke those simple, powerful words to her mother. That emotional moment eventually brought mother and daughter closer than ever, but not without a struggle.

. Coming from a republican family with conservative values, Betty needed time and education to understand her daughter's homosexuality -- but her ultimate acceptance would set the stage for a far more public coming out, one that would change history. In love, ellen, betty degeneres tells her story; the complicated path to acceptance and the deepening of her friendship with her daughter; the media's scrutiny of their family life; the painful and often inspiring stories she's heard on the road as the first non-gay spokesperson for the Human Rights Campaigns National Coming Out Project.

With a mother's love, clear minded common sense, betty DeGeneres offers up her own very personal memoir to help parents understand their gay children, and hard won wisdom, and to help sons and daughters who have been rejected by their families feel less alone. Bantam. Grand Central Publishing. Mom, i'm gay.

With three little words, gay children can change their parents' lives forever.

The Wit and Wisdom of Ellen DeGeneres

If you closely make a study of quotes, you will come to see, they were not created, rather it happened by accident. Grand Central Publishing. However the message contained in these quotes are quite heavy, which will be sufficient for months or even years. Her charming wit, extremely likeable character and indubitably funny persona serve as the necessary fuel to her enduring career as an actress, a writer and a host.

Quotes captures your subconscious mind, which forms 90% of your total mind. Adored by both young and old audiences alike, Ellen's remarkable career has been validated numerous times through the recognitions she has received from various award-giving bodies over the years. Most of the quotes will hardly take you 10-20 seconds to swallow.

Great leaders and visionaries say things from their life experience which will be picked up by their followers and they will publicize it to the world. Noted tv and movie personality Ellen DeGeneres is one of the most recognizable and enigmatic figures in the entertainment industry today. The subconscious mind is the creative mind.

In addition, she is still at it as she continues to reign over the daytime slot as the host to her own talk show, "The Ellen DeGeneres Show. This witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of America’s most beloved comics. Bantam.


Grand Central Publishing. Ellen degeneres has bought and renovated nearly a dozen homes over the last twenty-five years, and describes her real-estate and decorating adventures as "an education. She has long cared deeply about design: "I think I wanted to be an interior designer when I was thirteen. This deluxe edition of home is printed on extremely high quality paper, printed on a sheet-fed press, and bound in a real cloth covered case with a tipped in photo of Ellen DeGeneres' living room featuring her Picasso.

Bantam. An added bonus is a look at the homes of her friends and collaborators-some of the finest designers in the country. They share their advice on home design, furnishings, as well as a glimpse at their awe-inspiring rooms. Included are seven of her homes past and present, from the famous "Brody House" up to her current homes, and she offers tips and advice on what each house taught her.

Full of beautiful photographs, breathtaking art, unique home furnishings, this book is a treasure trove of amazing California architecture, and hundreds of ideas on putting together the home you've always dreamed of. In home, for the first time, DeGeneres will, share her passion for home design and style.

She believes, "you don't have to have money to have good taste, " and she is eager to share what she has learned over the years. Degeneres offers a personal look at every room in each of her homes.

Unbearable Lightness. A Story of Loss and Gain.

Being as thin as possible was a way to make the job of being an actress easier. Bantam. Unbearable lightness is a story that inspires hope and nourishes the spirit. ". This should have the culmination of all her years of hard work - first as a child model in Australia, then as a cast member of one of the hottest shows on American television.

On the outside she was thin and blond, glamorous and successful. Author portia de rossi weighed only 82 pounds when she collapsed on the set of the Hollywood film in which she was playing her first leading role. A crucial book for all those who might sometimes feel at war with themselves or their bodies. On the inside, she was literally dying.

In this searing, weight, portia de rossi captures the complex emotional truth of what it is like when food, unflinchingly honest book, and body image take priority over every other human impulse or action. In this remarkable and beautifully written work, Portia shines a bright light on a dark subject. I didn't decide to become anorexic.

Grand Central Publishing. It snuck up on me disguised as a healthy diet, a professional attitude.